Stephen Harper’s 2012 Resolutions;

No First Ministers’ Meetings with the Provinces   (I control taxation and revenue redistribution, I don’t need them. Providing education, health and infrastructure is their problem.)

Reduce personal attendance to Parliament    (I’ve turned it into a rubber stamp machine anyway)

Cut funding to the CBC   (They’ll all be praising me to save their jobs)

Abolish the CRTC and ‘Canadian content rules’ for all media  (Its American culture that will save the world with its war machine)

Annul more Environmental Legislation  (if there's any left)

Repeal Wage Equity for Women   (Women and should stay home)

Revoke Official Bilingualism  (No one should learn a 2nd language, then we’d be like Europeans - educated)

Delay CPP and OAS to age 67  (It’ll save money I can spend on military hardware)

Take the lid off University tuition fee increases  (We don’t want poor people going to College and making trouble)

Get involved in a war somewhere  (So I can announce, ‘We’ve punched above our weight’ again)

Insinuate myself into another episode of ‘Murdoch Mysteries’   (unknown deep psychological hang-ups)